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jesus fuck i forgot how vague you chodes love to be. say it with your chest

no but seriously, like when's the welcome back party. i know it's a surprise and all but c'mon. hints.

yeah i went into a coma because I was too dead sexy like, all the time.

// happy munday the bitch is back. old picture ft. a new one during my san fransico internship

nice

// this whole thing is making so that way I do Not have a job (no one is hiring either) + might soon be evicted from housing but in this house we power through and use rptwit to cope

I learned no matter how badass they may be, anyone will happily lay down their life for a pretty girl, with big, blue eyes.

the fuck is a simp

anyways I'm late to the party but imagine being proud of being a virgin. L

great. understood. zealous. #poem #poetry

What the hell is that claptrap painting? It looks like a skag dry-humping a vending machine! Nice color, though.

I love you.

No, no, no. I’m talking style. You look at our guns -- what do they offer? Class, sweetheart. They offer class.

// hey there all! i hope everyone is doin well on this side of twrp i dont think im gonna come back anytime soon- i'm going to be over on TMA twitter for a bit 𝑬𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒔.. follow me there if ya miss me ;)

I'm talkin' about dicks.

So long as you believe in yourself, nothing can TRULY kill you! Except Handsome Jack.