who y’all hanging around with damn LMAO

are you even going on a trip if you don’t stress cry while packing 😌

tap water coming straight out of the facility is typically fine, but the pipes carrying that water will only be good if you live in a wealthy city in a well-maintained building. some of y’all have never lived in under-resourced, majority poor communities and it shows lmao

if y’all get your water through your filtered fridge or through a brita, then what you’re not going to do is judge poor people for wanting to buy water bottles when their water doesn’t come out clear (which isn’t just in flint, it’s happened to my family 2-3 times in tx)

coming from a person who absolutely hates water bottles 🥰

funniest thing that happened in alaska is ryan and i embraced on a hike and this guy ahead of us was like “did you guys just get engaged!? 🥰” no dude i was crying into his shoulder because i hurt my knee climbing up 3500 ft and realized i still have 4 miles to hike back down

there's no kind way to say this. does the casting team know charles is ugly

my toxic trait is chewing gum for 5 minutes, spitting it out when it doesn’t have the adequate flavor anymore, and then putting a new piece of gum in…….and repeat

cue the “nah fuck that i’m gonna be working 7 days a week on that grind 😤 because i have NO LIFE and want to WORK EVERY SECOND and everyone is LAZY except ME i’m just DEEPLY UNHAPPY AND INSECURE” ppl

am i insane or did the twitter font change

i yearn for the day people will stop talking about their opinion on pineapples on pizza

I honestly can’t believe I have to share the earth with people who think that we are spoiling children by giving them food.

Hustle culture kinda crazy too dog. I don’t wanna own a vending machine business, and a snow cone truck, and breed dogs, and then run a bouncy house business on Saturdays. I’m good on that shit dog. I’d rather do fraud.

me at basically every friend i’ve ever had

i hate this man with every fiber of my being

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