Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in. #PMQs

Disappointed by the result but immensely proud of the Raith Rovers team and of our supporters. Today wasn’t our day but next year will be our year.

Vote Labour vote for this👇

👋 Hi Lewis. He’s here and he’s perfect. #YouBelong

Mccoist traitor

That Nigel Farage will do well tomorrow - despite his public admiration of the adjudicated rapist & convicted felon Donald Trump; the alleged people trafficer & proud misogynist Andrew Tate & the genocidal maniac Vladimir Putin - illustrates perfectly how f*cked the UK media is.

By far the most successful British sportsperson in decades. Even if we win the Euros.

Carol Vorderman, "We've had 14 years of corruption, lies, gas lighting.. Two ex disgraced Tory Chancellors in the studio.. Nadine Dorries who barely turned up for her last year as an MP" "Everybody out there is thinking: no more of the lies, the deceit, the corruption, the VIP

The entire nation of Scotland just now

🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Two goals for Scott McTominay last March meant Scotland were the only side to beat Spain in their Euro 2024 qualification and finals matches.

Reply with “I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT” if you see this tweet, let’s keep it trending Goal: 100 rts

It is designed to diminish the status of our Parliament and the First Minister. Part of becoming independent is about thinking independently, not subserviently. John should have politely declined the meeting with the words “Scotland is a country not a county”. (5/5)

Alex Salmond. Always My Hero. - Craig Murray craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2024/…

"Alex Salmond was one of the great politicians of his age...And he was my friend...I will, in his memory, continue the battle to ensure that ­justice is done...His life is a testament to his unwavering belief in the right of the Scottish people to determine their own destiny..."

Brian Cox is a legend and he isn't hiding the fact that he thinks Boris Johnson is a complete turd.

Brian cox wouldn't piss on Boris Johnson if he was on fire.

Brian Cox v Boris Johnson TV show in the making

At what time do the pies run out? 7.45 at Hampden BBC Off The Ball