Joining the mafia because I’m lonely

Jokes on you, I actually loved you for real.

I literally force everyone I meet to believe in themselves lol

Jung once said that the strongest passion in humans is not hunger, sex or power, although these are quite strong; the very strongest passion is laziness. The longer I study human beings, including myself, the more I am inclined to agree. Laziness is the strongest passion.

"Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror. Just keep going. No feeling is final" - Rainer Maria Rilke

"I think I get it" *dies*

my favourite kierkegaard quote

“I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.” —Umberto Eco

giving a fuck is bad for your health

I genuinely believe that unemployment is the key to success.

Only those who understand quantum physics understand that the limit does not exist. Literally anything is possible.

The world is so insane we are being presented with two choices: become schizophrenic or become a saint.

Marijuana is safer than McDonalds

To fuck around is human. To find out is divine.

The universe isn’t waiting for you to prove yourself, it’s waiting for you to trust yourself.

my competitive advantage is that i'm having fun

"if you don't gamble, you'll never win" - Charles Bukowski

“The first half of life is devoted to forming a healthy ego, the second half is going inward and letting go of it.” - Carl Jung

The Queen of the Night blooms once a year at night.