I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by some guy

Was fully braced for The Crown to show John Major teaming up with Charles to fight off dinosaurs with lasers behind a big ‘THIS ALL HAPPENED’ but sadly no.

Oil workers in Iran walk out. Hugely brave. Unbelievably significant. #IranRevolution #Mahsa_Amini #IranProtests2022 #OpIran‌‌ #NationalStrikes

Woop! I remembered where I am on Mastodon! @[email protected] just in the nick of ti

Have they tried not being a collective failure?

Ah yes, that notorious way to put somebody in *your* debt and making them listen to *you*, taking *their* money

People still defending Brexit

The late 2000s into the 2010s is a slightly cursed period in that social media was nascent or non-existent but it *feels* like it was there, so the only logical conclusion is nothing of any importance happened in those years.

This is sounding promising…

Twenty minutes in -2 degrees with my 6yo waiting for a bus that never came while continually showing 1min on the display and Google, and Greater Cambridge Partnership think the rage about the congestion charge is nimbyism. Uh-huh.

The media constantly behave like employees in an abattoir panicking when they find out only the animals have souls.

my pitch for series 2 of The Traitors: bring back the exact same 22 contestants, different traitors. the history between them would cause utter mayhem

I mean if it’s not obvious, the actual murder victim in this film very much has a name that rhymes with Shmeelon Tusk.

That's it. That's the story.

Alright, I’m done. DONE. I deleted my kids’ Roblox accounts, and recommend you guys do too. I just spent six hours playing the games meant for 5-year-olds and it was freaking awful. Something is very wrong with Roblox Corp. Screenshots/video to follow.

These messages are incredible. Simply incredible. Surely now it’s time to rise up, speak out, protest en masse, riot? The country is being held hostage by the super-rich.

Yeah Roblox smelt funny from the first day I became aware of it. Steer as clear as you can (and it’s not easy)

Can’t help wondering if Fiona Bruce does well from a few mistaken bookings.

In which ChatGPT sort of fails and passes the Turing Test at the same time:

Designer, Work, Client. pic.x.com/6lhjHpiHYp