Rishi Sunak says "Labour keeps losing elections because the “British people won’t trust a party that isn’t serious with their money”. Can we see the accounts for the £37 billion test & trace programme please?

Skellys' ROTW #122 - following Liverpool's plans for yet another Beatles museum, Wirral Borough Council has responded in force with plans to celebrate esteemed local outfit "Halfman and the Biscuits." Plans are rumoured to involve preserving a solitary bourbon in Hamilton Square.

Brilliant. We ❤️Kirsty Wark

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Keep an eye on what is now being under reported • Bankers profits quadrupled • Bankers’ bonuses up 44% • British Gas profits up 44% • £5bn of NHS cuts • Starting to charge for lateral flows Austerity is back. So is rampant profiteering by the rich.

Putin loves Agadoo by Black Lace and smells of piss, pass it on.

Petition to replace Boris Johnson with this banana covered box I met in Crouch End

I went for a poo in a Starbucks the other day, fella before had left his glasses - so I tried them on whist sitting on the loo, he came back and I had forgotten to lock the door. That was an awkward exchange.

This would be funny if it wasn’t so true.

#Newsnight here is one effect of fuel poverty . frostbite on a pensioner i saw in the 1980's. running one bar electic fire in mid winter

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British Royal Family Not Racist? Just a photo of King Edward VIII and his buddy.

#arrivabuseswales useless.

When people make comparisons with what went on in Germany in the 1930s, I refer to these words from the Auschwitz Museum to judge if there is some truth in their claim.