Being upset about unlicensed campfires in the winter is spiritually British

How it genuinely feels to get out of bed at 6am for uni while your room is cold as hell and your bed feels like pure bliss

‘Wife material’ LOL

Friendly reminder that mental illness can't make you a bigot. REAL mental illness only makes you gaze out the window poetically, cut yourself in private and apologize to the razor, and develop non-fatphobic anorexia out of empathy for starving children.

Take-Two’s earnings call is next week and the price per share has dropped, as investors fear AI can replace years of development after Google launched an AI model capable of creating playable 3D games. Feels like the perfect time to drop GTA 6 Trailer 3 to show what real art

Of all reasons, because of Blackout Pedophile and retarded is diabolical combo 😭🙏

When you set an alarm at 6am and it’s actually 6am.

me when I hack into the scre@m 7 showtimes in every single theater and swap them out for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

how it feels gaslighting yourself into thinking the spoiler you saw wasnt real

what it felt like being 14 and finding out boys can trans they gender

Wife told me she's not sure what the fuss is over social media and she's never had a problem with it. Checked her phone and it was literally all cute animals and nature posts. I'm so jealous of the pure experience she's somehow curated, while my feeds are full of hate filled bile

i am truly so easy to please and i love it. idk how but i lobotomized all mental illness out of myself by hitting the "it's not that deep" so many times in a row that i conditioned myself to believe it's not that deep. now everything is fun and awesome

>have college roommates >one is trans, don't even notice. everything is fine >graduate >years go by >bored and washed up after college volleyball ended >find out old roommate was trans >Jackpot.jpg >go on fox news >profit are we just an infinite money glitch to people like this

like

We poly gonna break up

anyone who says vanilla is a boring flavor has no appreciation for the pure and gentle joys of life and warmth

I would rather live in sunny woke world than a catastrophic war zone idk

When your a good listener, but not a good responder