blaseball update:

Which is a worse fate for the Shelled One: getting eaten being stuck in Ohio

My union knows I’m out of work because of my recent heart surgery. I got this in the mail today, just to help out because they know I need it. Two thousand dollars. #UnionStrong #ibew

Blaseball

Congratulations to Lillian McKinley of the Wild Wings for receiving the Slowdance Cap.

*clears throat* if I may WHERE'S BNN

When the reactions start being allergic the Shelled One suddenly gets real quiet. Come show your face around Chicago, Shelled One. What are you afraid of?

hey HitPiece, you absolute fucking grifters, why don't you explain how the garages (the band) ended up on your platform? selling NFTs of songs that aren't yours, that you have no permission to use, on a website that has *no* right to exist? absolutely ludicrous.

Wings win game 190. Nice

congratulations to the mexico city wild wings (thats us) on a 99 win season. it was really hard for us to play a perfect season but this is really kind of unprecedented for us. no longer taking feedback on the alleged length of this season

Congratulations to your new Downtempo Conference Champions!

In case anyone was wondering how Wings fans are taking the loss

One year ago, a black hole swallowed everything Blaseball was. Now, The Game Band is ready to bring Blaseball back so that its audience can decide what it will become. bit.ly/3W4lwVJ

What

OH MY GOD IT'S NaN!

OH MY GOD ROSCOE YOU'RE ALIVE!

YES, HAHAHA, YES!

haha oops, I think we upset the umps

oh, welcome to the Coronation Era!

RIV Jands