Scrolled the timeline and it’s Gucci Mane kidnapped, Tiger Woods drunk as fuck in the back of a patrol car, and a government official’s husband with fake bimbo titties. It’s just too much.

i’m ngl my dilly dallying starting to get a lil expensive

we're the only planet in our solar system with only one moon and she is our best friend and we're locked in orbit together so she's always facing us and now we're going back over there to say hi

As a moon obsessed person this mission brings me immense joy and satisfaction

they should add in a few pictures the astronauts took into the pre-installed iOS wallpaper options for iOS 27

Okay but did we ever address the tunnels in NYC??? Genuine question

Uber needs a "how did it smell?" option because it is getting ridiculous.😭😭🤚🏾

I shall be staying up tonight to make sure my astronaut friends land safely.

ARTEMIS II LANDED SAFELY. WELL DONE TEAM

I love laying down so much omggg

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

Quando estou quase desistindo da vida fitness e alguém diz: "Você emagreceu"

going to the gym is a easy way to prove to yourself you can do hard things and overcome both short and long term goals. also, muscles

when i workout and actually feel better

I can’t stop fucking laughing😭😭

this wouldn’t happen at Wendy’s

What other reason are all the buildings reflective ?

Little kids: Hi, Barack. Oh, my heart. ❤️

Yankees win. Knicks win. New York forever. FUCK YOU.