Trump: “open the fuckin’ strait or I will end your civilization.” Iran:

Yo Trump getting COOKED on the timeline and the Yankees are at the top of the division???? We are so fucking back.

OPEN THE SCHOOLS

Yes because it’s gonna be the best story of my LIIIFFFEEE

Sixxxxxx 💙💙

Its almost like he’s trying to speak to me but translate can’t decipher the language. 💔💔💔

Today seems like a beautiful day to terrorize Jared Carrabis it’s been so long 😈😈😈 and the Red Sox are ASS

con los pelos del toto 😌😌😌 ….. bitttcchhh

My phone screen is cracked but please cry more your tears are delicious 😂😂😂

2,000 years later and we're still struggling with the bullpen. Some things never change. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Josh Hartttttt baby Fuck Boston

Three drug addicts beating the hell out of each other is a regular day in the tristate, I’m unmoved.

2018.

A self aware man 🥵🥵🥵

Men used to build houses. If they’re too stupid to realize there’s no fucking fairy….. what happened to the natural selection….

Chris you actual horse’s ass, do you think Walmart is writing off 42million people’s groceries and then marking up the rest for the free market?

Imagine only being the villain in ONE story 🤣🤣

IF THE YANKEES PULL THIS OFF…. I’m not gonna say it but you know what I’ll do…

Alright man…. Take off the hat before I have to start terrorizing you in a different way 😈

Niggas be 300 pounds talking about homosexuality being a sin, so is gluttony u fat fuck 😭😭