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‘He’s Got The Mulan Virus!’ Yells Don Jr. Attempting To Quarantine Eric By Duct Taping Garbage Bag Over Head bit.ly/3pqegCY

Democratic Strategists Hold Screening Of ‘Three Amigos’ In Order To Better Understand Latino Culture bit.ly/2K2eOip

Pompeo Commits To Smooth Transition To Second, Third, Fourth Trump Administrations buff.ly/3nwn7l9

TIME Names Karen Person Of The Year buff.ly/2HzuJnm

South Dakota Unveils New ‘Come Die Here’ Tourism Campaign bit.ly/3pYfnud

What’s a word people routinely say incorrectly and it drives you nuts every single time? I’ll go first. “Pitcher”- as in, “Smile, I’m gonna take your pitcher!” 🤬

Damaging Photo Surfaces Of Mike Pence Peeking During Prayer buff.ly/2Je9NDj

Trump Rows Across Great Lakes In Surprise Attack To Liberate Michigan buff.ly/3m4tcVm

UK's chief scientific adviser Sir Robert May has requested that no British scientists be considered for an IgNobel prize ! 🌐 😎 for fear of harming their career prospects. 🔬 theguardian.com/technology/199…

decorated some gingerbreads today :o

Everything wasn’t accused of being ‘fake news’ until we got a fake president.

EU hauliers literally aren't travelling to the UK anymore because of Brexit. supermarket shelves are empty because basic food supplies aren't coming in. and all this during a pandemic in which cases & deaths are rising and these customs issues were totally avoidable. weird joke.

Trump Sneaks Back On Twitter By Disguising Self As PR Rep For Chinese Communist Party babylonbee.com/news/trump-sne…

Opinion: Trump Is Doing The Right Thing, But He’s Doing It As Trump, Which Means It’s Still Bad buff.ly/395N6tT

Where'd the baby come from? Aisle 9