RIP to everything in my bookmarks. I really planned to go back to it one day.

If you're gonna get on Mastodon, I would like to apologise in advance for being the guy responsible for posts being called "Toots". I thought it was funny. And it is, and it's even funnier that some people hate it. I take it back, I'm not sorry. Ha ha. Toots.

would be pretty hilarious if twitter disappeared and i went on to lead a peaceful life full of meaning and beauty. like lmao

What if this was our final tweet

hey i thought things were bad but it’s worse than you think

Fifteen years(!) and two days after its original launch, I am re-launching istwitterdown.com Blog post with more context: theryanking.com/post/is-twitte…

So long and thanks for all the fish.

wow this is JUST like the titanic except half the ppl are making fun of the iceberg

Own your words hanselman.com/blog/your-word…

holy crap Mastodon is growing *fast* 14k new users per hour 😳

I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?" As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.

NEW: Email from Elon to the engineering team: "Anyone who can actually write software, please report to the 10th floor at 2pm today. Before doing so, please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have achieved in the past 6 months" 1/

Elizabeth Holmes got this kind of punishment because she ripped off the rich and powerful. If she was less brazen with her fraud and her bullshit product ended up harming average people, she would have simply been fined.

i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022