so when they said we will have a “Festival of Brexit”, what they meant was a “Recession”

Paul McCartney is a great advert for vegetarianism, look at him, 80! John Lennon never embraced it and he didn’t live half as long. Makes you think

BREAKING: Boris Johnson has won the vote of confidence, meaning the Tory Party decided there was no possible way they could improve upon the worst prime minister in living memory 😳

Please record the awkward moment when you tell them you’ve spent most of your career campaigning to have people from Eastern Europe deported.😉

A lot of people have been asking about my infamous playlist for having sex so here you go 😉

If a refugee manages to get into British waters, are they considered to be British?

Or is that privilege reserved for fish?

Brexiteers blaming Brexit on people who didn't vote for Brexit is peak Brexit

'This lad will eat anything; Lego, birds, hair... You name it'

'Let's get going' and Brexit's message drift /1

A thread: How Wigan Athletic have been victim to one of the greatest sporting scandals of all time.

My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.

He still can't say 'please' though, which I think is poor for four.

Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

I don't understand.

- Police are protecting a statue from people who want to protect it from people who don't seem to be there.
- Meanwhile the man who stopped us all from having to salute like a Nazi is celebrated by men doing Nazi salutes.

I mean, it's very 2020, but still.

Now I'm wondering if maybe these same people lied about brexit, too... 🤔

no matter the size of your opponent, always give it your all 😤👌

Is there a special clap we can do on Thursdays to make it clear that we only value the NHS workers on more than £25,600-a-year?

'I can go outside. Yet remain indoors. I can return to work. But my workplace is closed. I can see my family and friends. Yet I must stay away from others....'