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I'm not judging, but people who only follow verified accounts seem like they might be dorks.

You don't know who Greeley is but he's got Tasmania tattooed under his eye and raps his truth enough for me to be enamoured.

I'm not contacting anyone at all anymore, I'm always the one that initiates.

Weed is your personality? Oh, yes I see, that makes sense for you.

Tell me more about how women are 'designed', man who works in a gym. I'm fascinated by your insights and obvious expertise.

As I lit my oud and leather scented candle I reflected on my proximity to ritual sacrifice.

If y'all dudes could see what we say about you in our girl DMs, you would be fucking mortified.

It's 4 in the stink or get the fuck out

I don't need to get drunk less You need to shut the fuck up more

Ngl. The lead up to today has had my anxiety on high rpm. Had to like. Completely just not. Sorry. I’ll be ok. But like. Getting drunk and being horny has been well needed. Give me a bit and I’ll be back. ❤️🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️ I’m ok I’m gonna be ok.

Yaaaaaay 😁😁😁

does the $8 include verifying deez tiddies

sorry folks, i just like to go online and queerbait sometimes

Jesus christ Just cum in me already Todd... I'm missing mythbusters you slow fuck

I really fuckin hate our country sometimes... And at other times I only mildly hate it.......

Twitter was where I found myself. It's where i've found beautiful friends.. where i first experienced gender euphoria. not sure whats going to happen here, but i love you all. You're truly beautiful. And if a God exists. You prove it ❤️❤️❤️❤️