Held the door open for the Chic-Fil-A worker and she said, “thank you” and I said “my pleasure”

Former Wizards Thomas Bryant and Quenton Jackson have made the NBA Finals. If Indiana defeats Oklahoma City, a former Wizard will have won the NBA Finals nine years in a row.

After three beers you can call in a UAV to locate cigarettes on your mini map

Prayer Circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Jalen Green 🕯 Isn’t rerouted 🕯 To the Wizards 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 I’m begging

Just 1 win from an NBA Championship... Wizards star Jordan Poole enters the tunnel Poole & Bilal lock in before Game 7 in Washington! 🏆 8:00 PM, ABC | Game 7

The streak ends at 8. A former Washington Wizards player will not win the NBA Finals this year. What a run it was.

grok play me videos of animals that are so fucking funny they make me wanna merge without looking

George Lucas editing the Epstein suicide footage to add more realistic effects and new original characters

#GUNNEDDOWN

The CEO of Sex. The Chairman of the Board.

Me and hawktuah after we finally settled our differences:

Rome wasn’t built in 30 minutes. Let me perfect my craft #redlegs

IT’S BACK. CREAM CITY BABY

Gabriel, Pickett, & Flacco

I don’t got the flooded AP but this Seiko in the air for ya lol Shedeur Sanders

Daughter going on date. Is there a 'slow down' button on this life thingy? #emotional