Air the pigskin out #masculinity

Expand the fuck out of Taco Bell hoodies

If you can’t drunk drive home, you’re just weak minded #growup

This Geico pig commercial is so annoying it’s making me feel like I took this mf for granted

The most insufferable man on earth is the guy who will look at this plate and ask “you gonna eat the rest of the meat off those?”

76 degrees on a friday at the frat house #LeatherStepperWeather

No matter what, always save a McDouble for later

Don’t mind me splitting the pony #horse4

How this past week has felt logging onto bapple finder everyday

Imagine how much more electric the derby would be if the losing jockey got deported

Omg I love your personality.

+2 Landscaping IQ

Married to the game

Who said college was hard? #neverkillyourself

Love might be real after all

If you saw me taking a stroll with a Smuckers umbrella, no you didn’t

Rome wasn’t built in 30 minutes. Let me perfect my craft #redlegs

Propaganda I’m not falling for: -National bf day

Gotta listen to the Doc…