I happen to LOVE a man who can jump ten times his height and beat things with point sticks. …or even bash things to hell. You're more than a dance partner, Theo. ♥️

😚 I love you too, dear.~

...why do I feel like I've been torn asunder elsewhere suddenly. What the Seven Hells...?

I was gonna throw that rock.

IT WASN'T EVEN A SMOOTH PEBBLE. Ugh...

There wasn't. They better be lucky i want to give them the world and become a tribal member and garner reputation.

...ugh, let's see here... [flipping through her book] Saw dragons, became more disillusioned by war, cooked Knockoff Golbez, got flattened by a book, got back my second wife... what's next...? Learn to read the stars and cards. And [squint] see someone's wife Perfect Alexander?

(His inner Mustang is shining.)

My brain /hurts/, learning the stars is far more difficult than you would think.

Let's see... I have Bubbles. I've got my cane. I have- Bubbles again. ... ...Theo's going to yell when I show my uh. "Dark Is Not Evil" armor I've been working it.

(And the fact I shaved.)

Theo, I'm almost bald. Therafino Vulcanis

I DO NOT HAVE AN APPROPRIATE JOB FOR THIS YET, JUST WAIT. THERAFINO.

Imagine going to school when there’s other stuff to do.

[She doesn't remember school being so hard...]

Oh. Right. Perfect wife. I need to bulk up a little more...

...a love story for the legend books, huh.

... ...I'm gonna go pass out.

Yeah. ...yeah, I was.