The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good.

Stressed about finals? Dont be. I never used to study. Failed exams. Did I pursue my dream anyway? No. Has it worked out? Also no

Personality-wise, I have more in common with my dog than with any other member of my family

Not having to stop at any crosswalks on the way to class is the real-life version of star power on Mario Kart

doctor: here's your x-ray me: ew I look ugly in this one delete it take another

The best naps are the ones you didn't mean to take

Insult me? That's fine. Insult my family? Also fine. Eat my leftovers from the fridge? Now we've got issues.

Don't know why I have the weather app when I can just look at literally anyone's snap story to find out the current temperature

These wise words have gotten me through some tough times

Let go and be reckless in your love John 12:24-25

Trying to stay positive about studying for finals while everyone everyone else is already enjoying summer

So far, just based off of personal experience, I'd say it was probably a mistake to let me be in charge of me

I am a great multitasker because i'm always doing two things at once: 1) Doing a thing 2) Being a diva about it