uh, no thanks. good luck though! or not? i don't really care.

i have money. but... i ( could ) use some help with moving.

like a lot of boxes with heavy stuff in it or whatever.

hmm, I'll pass on that one.

oh come ( on ). you're not "good". stop lying to yourself. it's very unattractive.

so when's the world gonna pay me for simply existing?

i feel like i should be the topic of conversation more. I'm literally the most interesting person alive.

she just doesn't get it

i know so much it's honestly insane.

mmkayyyy

oh shush you luv it

Rosa wets the bed!

okay so you can put yourself in front of cats, and inside of a frickin snow globe, but you CAN'T put yourself in front of a picture of *me*!? missed opportunity man. I'm v disappointed. V! Disappointed!

damn Ro-Ro Rodeo, what got ( you ) all so worked up? aww, online dating not working out for you? i can help y'know? let me work my Linetti magic.

The second hand embarrassment I feel from most of you. . . It makes me ( almost ) feel sad for you galoots.

i stole you car ❛‍ 𝐉𝐀𝐊𝐄． hope you don't mind!