⠀⠀ he’s been throwing old gumballs across ⠀⠀ the room, through holt’s office doorway, ⠀⠀ & into his trash can for, say . . . ⠀⠀ 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏 minutes now ? ⠀⠀ . . . 𝑎𝑛𝑑 he’s about to set a record. he’s ⠀⠀ gotten a solid six of them a-𝑑𝑢𝑛𝑘𝑒𝑑. kobe!

⠀⠀ wuh — oh, monday morning is already ⠀⠀ kicking his ass. don’t mind him on his third ⠀⠀ cup of coffee at — 𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉! — 6:45am.

⠀⠀ * // just throwing it out there that i have a fully made & ready-to-go holt layout if anybody ever feels so inclined 🥸🫣 ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ don’t mind him. he’s thinking about when doctor taylor swift releases 1989 (taylor’s version). ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙— does she remember the giant toys R us that used to be in times square? he’s 𝒄𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 that’s a good new york thing. it may be gone, but there was a whole 𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒍 in there! ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ the 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑟𝑒 thing? color him impressed— and also green with jealousy, but he’s not outright admitting that. to be fair, the ‘throwing themselves’ thing was more because of the insane tourist attraction type deal going on there. manhattan 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 wild. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ / jake, a 30+ year old man, jealous of someone else having rented out a no-longer-standing toys R us. and u know he’s still convinced double date AND the double dare reboot are going to call him back too 😭 he’s my best friend… #real ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ and where is it that 𝘆𝗼𝘂 come from? you seem like somebody that would get all gobbled up by the hell mouth that new york can be. brooklyn is also just fine. does it always smell like pee? 𝐲𝐞𝐬—! but home is where the combination applebees/7-11/subway is. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ a 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘵—. . . phew. you’re serious? you’re, what— fourteen? you have to be in middle or high school or something. and you don’t know what 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘦’𝘴 is? oh, kid… the upper east whatever has 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗱 ya. ⠀⠀

all was golden when the day met the night

⠀⠀ has been testing the tread on every pair— and 𝘆𝗲𝘀, he does mean 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿, of sneakers he owns. and boy, is there a 𝒍𝒐𝒕. he’s been walking ovals into the floor in the hallway. his poor downstairs neighbors must hate him. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ * / / b99 muses 👁🫦👁 ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ yawn. what a boring tuesday. ⠀⠀

the name of a person you love is more than language

⠀⠀ / hey guys long time no seeeeeeee i still have this account logged in but i’m on @BATDlNGUS more often right now! :-) ⠀⠀