Remember the @winc wine club era of quarantine? What a low point

Too few corporations wished me a happy birthday. Corporate America continues on its toxic path I guess.

me when i need a child and a ball

not enough pancakes in nyc

Breaking the seal. You guys remember that?

Corporate America needs to wake up to their overworked employees' needs. Don't wait until we threaten to quit to offer us the benefits we've been begging for.

The rules for Brooklyn baristas are you can’t have your hair in your face, but you can wear a bikini top as a shirt.

My absolute FAV thing about riding in Ubers is learning which songs are getting radio air time. Still Maroon 5 This Love btw.

Signaling on a bike is so humiliating

It’s criminal that when you get sick the government doesn’t send someone to do your dishes

The next White Lotus should take place at a Kairos retreat in Northern Illinois

Best Valentine's Day gifts for who now?

Petition for Shawn Mendes to be compelled to exist as Lyle Lyle Crocodile indefinitely

My purse is always humiliating me in public. Am I alone in this?

Clearly an SSRI is keepin her warm 🥰

I really believe I can sing Christina Aguilera's part of Moves Like Jagger better than she can

And Just Like That can only end with Carrie getting strangled by that string of pearls she's always wearing to bed

professional athletes have to train so hard to be able to talk to mascots like it's not weird