TL cleanse. A crow gets brushed and then grabs the brush and asks to get brushed more ☺️

"Im gonna PI you" My bf knows me too well.

My twitter is not a safe space for me anymore. Welp.

Years ago when I setup our family WhatsApp group I used a random meme as a pfp, which was the "everything in the world is either a potato or not a potato" This phrase is now used in the family on a pretty regular basis to mean "it is what it is" 😆

Indiana Jones and the porridge of happiness.

I don't care what everyone else says about Aug Evoker they make my numbers look pretty and that's all I really care about.

Mine "as you may recall" (Because you've clearly forgotten).

Going to see Barbie tomorrow... age group 30 to 90. Let's go girrrrls!!

My parents didn't understand they needed to turn roaming on when leaving the UK and now we are just sat here like it's 1990 wondering if my parents made it on the plane or not. Waiting for Arlanda to call us and demand we take these lost old people off their hands.

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Caracal sees itself in the mirror for the first time.

This morning I woke up yelling "That's not the Wizard of Oz that's a MIATA!" and I am seriously wondering what I was dreaming about last night now xD

A "through and through" USA = trip to hospital. UK = an excellent parking space.

This is giving "your pet has something in their mouth and you are chasing them around the house shouting DROP IT... DROOOP IT"

Working on this epic 10 expansion tribute to world of warcraft. Its taking ages. Theme is iconic expansion characters. Who should I pick for bfa? #worldofwarcraft #wowfanart #cata #WoW

I went with n'zoth for bfa. Now I need inspiration for dragonflight. Theme is iconic baddies. #worldofwarcraft

I was incredibly lucky to fix right before the Truss debacle. Runs out next year, dreading it, my previously decent salary feels like nothing compared to current expenses. 😕 I'm super thrifty saver too.

My mum waits for the day her life is normal...