hey Metro Forward I’m on a yellow line train, car 7110, and I’m pretty sure someone was sick ☹️🤢

Dude in London on phone: "Is the party live?" (pause) "Is it hench?" To me: "Ok the party is hench. We are going" #BritishSlangRules

Still rowin'...#GoT

Cam Newton remains the best. sbnation.com/lookit/2014/12…

On this list, 15 names are UK constituencies. The other 15 are bars in Brooklyn. Can you tell which are which?

At Planned Parenthood Action #PPGeneration this week? Say hi to Ramen Needles in the Youth Lounge at our table!

USA VICTORY! pic.x.com/TESCuRnhfn

There's a 30% chance that it's already raining! s.si.edu/1FN6fz2 americanart #October3rd #MeanGirlsDay

Dead comet that will safely zip by Earth on Oct 31 looks eerie like a skull: go.nasa.gov/1irRW87 #HappyHalloween pic.x.com/gICZTSLcZr

.Sarah Gibby x.com/hownottodraw/s…

cardboard and chill? #pandas #smithsonian #nationalzoo

@shlukem22 I like the idea that it's a sci-fi retelling of Paradise Lost. I'm worried it'll end up being "HBO does LOST w/ cowboys"

Well I'm watching a documentary on cats in ultra HD so yeah my life is rather swell rn

Me and my sister have moved on to Bob Ross...she's pretty hyped about this.

That big 'ol chicken scared Duke straight outta March

Everyday we stray further from God's light x.com/GMA/status/877…

Hanna I'm not entirely sure that they'll be your friend.