Kuyembula kuyembeswa kodwa kuma-comments "nywe nywe it's not a rural town" 🤦🏾‍♂️ Bhuti Patricki, singashona! #Covid19SA #coronavirussa

Heita, Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦. We busy arguing with my manager on our work WhatsApp group. Awum'tshele lapho ukuthi uthe "21 working days"

You gada love Alex 🤣🤣#SANDFDeployment #LockdownSA #CoronavirusSouthAfrica

You wont last 5 minutes playing this game...

On the next episode of "Sex Sent Me to ER":

It's harassing and annoying me that every Tom, Dick and Harry don't know that one man's rubbish is another man's treasure.

#LockdownHouseParty These ain't white boys, ke bo Happy Sindane 🔥🔥🔥

Please retweet if you think these two must be back on #LockdownHouseParty

💔🇿🇼 #FreeZimbabwe

Uyabona Spinach broer wami iChiefs 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬!!! Som waar! 🤞🏾#marawatv

You can't expect SA DJs to back DJ LAG cause most of them are just as guilty as Megan Ryte.

Why can't I get past the stage after entering the Telegram Messenger code? It is just connecting nonstop...

When Young Stunna starts humming "hmm hmm hmm" on #Adiwele, leading up to that "YEBO!"

"Ixoxo nexoxo liyaz'gxumela. Wena ufuna uk'gxumelwa ubani?" - Kermit

Me: Ko nwa bojalwa le banna ba maZulu Few drinks later:

Not Naak walking out to the ring ka Sim Dope 🤣 #CassperVsNaakMusiq

Me: It looked like a draw, wouldn't you agree? Wifey: I can't say. Angithi nina nikhathala nge 5 rounds ka 2 mins. 😭 #CassperVsNaakMusiq

Me: Duncan was personal. Also me listening to Hit Em Up: First off...

"Twerka, tsotsi! Hmm... hmm..." 😭😭

Deborah Fraser vs Deborah Cox. Their first names are not pronounced the same in SA.