Had a McChicken sandwich for the first time in my life yesterday, haven’t stopped thinking about it since

I love driving alone cause if the song slaps ima play it 18 times in a row

is it just me or is everyone’s car filthy atm

URGENT £10k needed my enemies are coming

i hope someone else understands this but the smell of mini eggs is banging

One thing about me is I will always say yes to going out for food. breakfast lunch or dinner, however many times a week, the answer is yes

Ego on some people

Why tf am I still walking around 3 drains at my big age 🥴🤣

Your dad when he hears rustling in the back seat...

In the mood to change the whole house round, stop half way through, then get pissed off cause it's a mess

What a shit storm of a week

I’m Roman. I’m 29 years old; and I still have no idea what I put in each of these… 🤷🏼‍♂️

Is anyone else playing I Will Not Switch The Heating On? I’m freezing. But…

K n a c k e r e d

Foot is fucked, covid has got me for round 2 and now the cat has bit through the Xmas tree lights...anything else??

a will fuckin take the eifel tower down with me bare hands

Hangover math means there’s no limit on food prices