one minute you're young, the next minute you're defending your new pair of Crocs

Never ever known service as bad as Parcelforce Worldwide

Nothing but mad respect for the way Jordan Pickford is consistently ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS at being asked to do the activity for which he is paid. Extremely me.

Do you know what stress level 100 is: your boyfriend ringing two days before you’re going to a wedding to tell you he’s in the hairdressers getting a MULLET

Is there such thing as an AI personal assistant because I need one

Third night in a row no sleep from Lois😮‍💨 we are fucked send help xoxox

Molly-Mae 🥲 I have never been so heartbroken for someone I’ve never met 🤣🤣🤣

😂 this does not surprise me. We are paying £1100 a month for childcare for ONE child. Mental.

Looking your daughter in the eye and then voting against her rights is crazy too me

Dark at 5pm. Hope all you summer hating weirdos are happy.

This shit looks like I should be able to select a raspberry fanta.

say it with me everyone……. DADS WHO LOVE THEIR DAUGHTERS DO NOT VOTE FOR RAPISTS WHO WANT TO STRIP THEM OF THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS

USA: Colossal, era-defining election, division, disruption, the lingering threat of unrest, people full of opinions and uncertainty UK: You seen the size of Gary Barlow's son? He's fucking massive

#USAElection2024

How the FUCK is a rapist, racist, billionaire, going to be in charge of one of the most influential country in the world with all his billionaire little friends 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Seriously baffled how ANYONE, with a daughter, sister, mother, wife, grandmother, auntie, female cousin, had voted for trump. American women are about to lose every right over their body. That is unimaginable. RAPISTS CAN NOW CHOSE THE MOTHER OF THEIR CHILDREN. WTF!!!!!!

What your wife, daughter or girlfriend died from lack of very basic medical care? At least they didn’t get an abortion. God is great, “gotta take a life to save a life”. You libs wouldn’t understand. 🧎‍➡️🙏

Can’t deal with how cold it is all of a sudden

omg…….

happy birthday gorgeous