I also want to be the person who gets up and sucks everyone’s tits so everyone is ready for the morning #loveisland

I been watching parents pranking their kids about going to fight on TikTok and I been laughing all day. But this one here have me in tears… because he have to go to Target okay and don’t have time for the foolery 😩🤣🤣

Tiktok users cannot be real people 😭

People who forget to eat are amazing to me. I miss one meal and I’m burning bridges with immediate family members. I miss two that’s organ failure, total body and mind shutdown by the end of one calendar day

You chilling for 30 minutes after work & next thing you know it’s 10pm

So the origin of ‘Ollie Ollie Ollie!’ Was the MC calling his mate Oliver on the mic and the crowd randomly responded ‘Oi Oi Oi’ loool

Charlie’s angels

“We just stepped all clean and said, ‘#MelMadeMeDoIt’” Stormzy and stylist Melissa Holdbrook-Akposoe (Melissa’s Wardrobe) attend the Burberry Spring/Summer 2023 show in London

me at a restaurant acting like i didn’t google the menu 3 days ago

when u tell her to shave her pussy & u wake up bald

He added Missy to it. These lil kids are SLAYING

Too many brands today sound exactly the same. We've forgotten about the power of a distinct brand voice as an industry--to our detriment. Here's a deck on why that matters, and what to do about it. 🧵

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

Rihanna and Rocky Outfits✨

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

me in the mirror after i cried for 3hrs