Call me a gaslighting bitch, but want to date me? Think you need to have a word with your self-esteem, mate

I think I want a Theroux sandwich

‘There’s definite correlation between the weather and umbrella sales’. No s***, Sherlock #bbcbreakfast

It’s what she would’ve wanted.

Men👏🏼 need👏🏼 to👏🏼stop👏🏼being👏🏼toxic👏🏼pricks. Calling someone a ‘cunt’ is NOT trying to be nice.

Tell me you spike people's drinks without telling me you spike people's drinks :

Bumble is basically just swiping left on all your past failed relationships, and right on all your future ones #datingadvice

A horse named Vag?! Stop trolling me #BBCBreakfast

Children in playing playground games in playground shocker. Presumably that’s what they’re doing as I can’t imagine they have sniper rifles.

You know you’re getting old when buying Horlicks excites you. A malty, hug in a mug.

Someone in a position to know has informed me that the O is meant to be a halo. No me neither

How the f*** have the government managed to make this Christmas worse than the last? Anxiety, uncertainty, pandemic…bravo on avoiding a ‘cabinet of chaos’

To all those of you complaining about spending Christmas with your families, please be mindful that some people are alone and are not able to see anyone… So nyah nyah. Suck it up 😂

Don’t air your dirty laundry in public? If you didn’t sh*t on it, then it wouldn’t need washing 😏 #relationships #Cheaters

Wtf is wrong with people?! Trolling comments on dead teens? Shame on you all