I’ve not fully recovered from the stress of yesterday, need like a week to recharge. Sigh.

“You seem to have lost your spark” Yes. Adelabu don off am.

The audacity to even ask for a second tenure! Blood sucking demons!

I'm disgustingly self aware… There's nothing you can tell me that I haven't spent weeks reflecting on.

Tomorrow 7am a distraction will roll out.

the worst thing you can do to me is make me not excited to talk to you anymore

Here is the thing: the reason Daniel is not ashamed to share this train wreck of an interview is that he knows that Nigeria does not reward ethics. It does not reward shame. Nigeria is where shame goes to die. Nigeria does not reward morality. The only crime in Nigeria is

My dating era is over. I want to thank everyone who participated. (I’m still single, I just gave up)

Fact: I make the best suits in Nigeria😎 Evidencesssss:

"Anyone would be lucky to have you" You nko? You no wan lucky?

Happy women’s day to women who just wan dey mehn

When you find your person, make sure you hold them like they stole in yaba market.

This week, I’ve only budgeted one laugh and it’s scheduled for Friday. Let’s not play with each other.

ragebait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

Ekene really diri Chineke fr mehn.

To leave Nigeria

This is technically named after me guys!! The model, wearer and co creator 🤭🤣 Patronize my babe!

No country is looking for pharmacists??

Call each friend individually and repeat the story as many times as you can.