Eventually my skin will just be replaced by a single huge mosquito bite

I hate it when someone is making food on tiktok and looks into the camera and says the name of the ingredient

Remember when the candidates argued over who loves fracking more?

Turns out civil debates are horrible too

Trying to remember a waking time where a fly stayed on my body for more than two seconds

Is there a more stressful moment than posing for a drivers license photo?

Most people know what gives them diarrhea but eat it anyway. #Election2020

I can’t believe brandy’s cousin is snoop dogg

the HAIM sisters have arrived to #Inauguration

Typing doc.new into a browser makes a new Google doc, goodbye

Maybe they should just air condition the tent

Calling it now. My Spotify unwrapped is just gonna be rain sounds

Is there a better bargain in the grocery store than the big bottles of Tejava?

I just pulled out a nose hair and it’s white

Who is watching M. Night Shyamalan movies?

In 1988, Stevie Wonder canceled so the sent out an undiscovered Tracy Chapman. In 2023, Frank Ocean cancelled and they sent out blink-182. Decline of civilization.

Should I buy this sign that says “reject rainbow capitalism”?