A conservative comedian goes on a conservative 'news' channel and says that he can't call a conservative who's been made a Lord, to be in the cabinet, 'Lord' because 'he's not his Lord'.

All he's got to say for himself is that he was a 1 club man, played centre-back for a club that never won anything, Southampton FC. So, to make themselves relevant, they chat 💩 about #COVID_19 and The Labour Party prime ministers.

If she knew she had to be in #London and broadcast live at 6pm, what the hell was @SophieRaworth doing in #LymeRegis at 6:30am?

I would imagine 'moral compass' doesn't feature in 'Father' @CalvinRobinson's vocabulary.

A bit of advice for HTB Church. Have you ever thought about having earphones for people who are sensitive to noise?

The police seem to be f***ed up the a**e. A police officer tells somebody that a #Swastika needs 'context' and an Eastern European dickhead who sticks her tongue out at somebody, tells a black woman she can't sing Christian songs in public.

I spend 99% of my time cursing this network, but I mean this in a good way. I don't know why J.K. Rowling doesn't have her own show on @GBNews, I'd watch her.

I'd assume #PreetiVirdee (the editor of RugbyUnplugged.com) agrees with the Conservatives donour who said he hates all black women and thought #DianeAbbot should be shot.

I hear that Christian Conference Trust advert on @Premierradio about Highgate House becoming 1 of there residences. I love #HighLeigh , it's beautiful. They've their own London Dry Gin(not the reason why I love it).