Ducklings taking their first jump may be the cutest thing I've ever seen.

More than 200 people in Scotland need an egg or sperm donor. Become an egg or sperm donor and give them the chance to become parents. Visit eggsandsperm.scot to find out more #JoyLoveHope

Ticker-tape parade … filming for #IndianaJones, Glasgow, Thursday July 15. 🎥| Instagram | iainmcgookin

Love it when #RikMayall is randomly trending 😊

Petition: Luke’s Law: Ban 'free bets' and emails that entice gamblers to place 'free bets' petition.parliament.uk/petitions/5878…

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Word of the day is a reminder of the Scots ‘flench’: to give a deceitful promise of improvement. Used of weather or a situation that looks as though it might get better, but never actually does.

Hate to be a drama king, but I’m sooooo excited to announce my new podcast series is available on Audible UK 🎧. Visit adbl.co/ap2 and help yourselves NOW. You won’t even have to queue! (cc: @schofe) Here’s some marketing content I was made to do contractually.

Rik Mayall and Ben Elton on the origins of #TheYoungOnes

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't!#MyTwitterAnniversary

New books by two of my fave authors 😁😁 Jane Fallon Lisa Jewell

Here's my list of best books to read this autumn 1. Big Beacon, Alan Partridge [list ends] whsmith.co.uk/products/alan-…

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Do you remember when you joined X? I don't! #MyXAnniversary

Due to overwhelming demand, we are pleased to announce SIX EXTRA in-store shows to celebrate the release of 'Liquid Gold'! Tickets on sale NOW ! Go get em !! shedsevenn.lnk.to/lginstores Rick, Tom, Tim, Maxi, Paul xxxx