After an enriching weekend turning over their streets to displays of public rimming the residents of Notting Hill can return to unboard their houses, sluice the piss off their doorsteps and give Jamal back his kidney which a fellow reveller had removed with a machete.

So skint now they cannot even afford Christmas trees. Never vote Labour.

#SeAcabó? ¿Y yo qué?

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Oh dear. Some actual facts. Sadiq Khan won't like that. What's the truth about Sadiq Khan's Ulez claims? By Ross Clark mol.im/a/12454727

Asthma + Lung UK Not bothered about the underground though, just cars which aren’t even responsible for the majority of pollution

Leeds Festival cleaners share footage of worst aftermath they’ve ‘ever witnessed’: now wait for all the outraged ‘yeah well my ticket price includes being cleaned up after like an annoying toddler incapable of taking responsibility for myself’ independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…

White Hart Lane.

My old mum used to say "take everything with a pinch of salt”. Lovely woman but made terrible coffee ☕️

Thirty child asylum seekers wrongly classified as adults dlvr.it/SvQFlJ

People bitching about not being able to afford a house justifying stag weekends to Vegas.

Any group of fuckers who can afford to strike every other week for months on end are not fucking underpaid.

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Putting 450 horny blokes in the middle of a student area is not the brightest idea.