So today I failed to capture Castle Grayskull, Mer-Man shat himself in Home Bargains, and Crimewatch has been cancelled. Worst day EVER.

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Nigel Farage popped round last night and wouldn't stop crying about not getting the Brexit he wanted. At least I think that's what he was on about - I was too busy waiting to see if he noticed that I'd served him up a glass of Beast Man's piss.

I've only just discovered it missing. I'm fucking LIVID.

2018: "Brexit Britain will not be a Mad Max dystopian world." - David Davis MP 2019:

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All transport is off. Glasgow is a dystopian hell frozen over. The subway is inhabited by the chosen few survivors. Those on the surface have to fight to live. Pastry’s from Greg’s are now legal tender. Govan has fallen.

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