{waking up to sheets covered in piss} I’ve been stabbed

grabs you with my these

me when i see anything

never letting the sephora workers spray me w perfume again!!!!! i’m bout to vomit omfg i smell like old pussy!

Lubing up my butt's hole so that my poop comes out quicker and slicker

Why the new transgender bill is so disturbing and why you need to speak up about it:

A knower ☝️💡

I cannot express how sick I am of franchise nostalgia slop becoming the dominant cultural product of our time

What if mens boners broke off during sex and then grew back like a salamanders tail

I fully believe “separate the art from the artist” is only applicable when said artist is either dead or financially removed from their art. You can’t act neutral when you’re literally lining their pockets by supporting their work.

No

Charlie Kirk’s soul hiding amongst the thousands of Kirk miis on tomadachi life’s servers

In comedy, there's a "rule of three". That's why there's "three" Stooges, and not, say, 1,000,000.

well yeah it destroys your root chakra

Most Scariest and Unexplained Things on the Internet Vol 37 😱!!! 1. An ARG 2. Guy on drugs with the caption: Skinwalker? 3. An art film 4. An ARG 5. Literally just a fetish 6. An ARG 7. Blurry video of an animal 8. Video of a mentally unwell person going through a breakdown

The Wolf House (2018) dir. Cristóbal León, Joaquin Cociña