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Gavin Colton

@gavincolton

Irish in America. Writer. Broadcast ESPN. Recent work in The Honest Ulsterman, Hippocampus, The Wax Paper, Appalachian Review.

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Whenever I see these, I think of the man who brought one back to Tesco and says, “When I opened this the food wasn’t in it.” The cashier explains, “You have to buy the food, separately.” He looks annoyed, “Didn’t know that, I’ve six more of em at home in the freezer!”

Whenever I see these, I think of the man who brought one back to Tesco and says, “When I opened this the food wasn’t in it.”
The cashier explains, “You have to buy the food, separately.” 
He looks annoyed, “Didn’t know that, I’ve six more of em at home in the freezer!”
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A security guard mistook world number 75 Adam Hadwin for a fan and completely took him out after he went to celebrate with Nick Taylor for winning the Canadian Open 😳👀 Happy Gilmore vibes 😂🏌️‍♂️

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Dublin Bay just now. A lone man in a currach rowing with the $300m super yacht Kaos owned by the billionaire heir to Walmart in the background. The climate fight - a visual.

Dublin Bay just now.

A lone man in a currach rowing with the $300m super yacht Kaos owned by the billionaire heir to Walmart in the background.

The climate fight - a visual.
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Thousands of Aslan fans sing This Is as Christy Dignams family pause to watch a video tribute to him in Finglas as part of his funeral procession RTÉ News

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A little thread about Christy Dignam. I worked on S1 of Tommy Tiernan's chat show. Part of my job was picking guests. Another part was arranging for them to come to RTE and making sure Tommy didn't see them, as he is not allowed know the guests...

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Thank You For Everything Snoop - You Were My Superhero 💔 After over 11 wonderful years of tremendous company I am starting a week without my best friend. Snoop died last Friday morning and it feels like I have lost a part of my very being, such was his importance to me. He was

Thank You For Everything Snoop - You Were My Superhero 💔

After over 11 wonderful years of tremendous company I am starting a week without my best friend. Snoop died last Friday morning and it feels like I have lost a part of my very being, such was his importance to me. He was
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Elon Musk Hey, Elon Musk, we found this incredibly fitting quote. And we agree. 😉 Learn more about the University of Kentucky lab behind the science, and the 20-year journey to do the impossible, here:  uknow.uky.edu/research/hercu…

<a href="/elonmusk/">Elon Musk</a> Hey, <a href="/elonmusk/">Elon Musk</a>, we found this incredibly fitting quote. And we agree. 😉

Learn more about the <a href="/universityofky/">University of Kentucky</a>  lab behind the science, and the 20-year journey to do the impossible, here: 
uknow.uky.edu/research/hercu…
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Major breakthrough! Several passages have been read from within the 2,000-year-old Herculaneum scrolls. More on the discovery and the 20-year journey that started with a UK Engineering professor → go.uky.edu/scrollsgrandpr…

Major breakthrough! Several passages have been read from within the 2,000-year-old Herculaneum scrolls.

More on the discovery and the 20-year journey that started with a <a href="/ukyengineering/">UK Engineering</a> professor → go.uky.edu/scrollsgrandpr…
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Thanks to Nathan Collins for dropping Cristiano Ronaldo up to the airport this morning. Ronaldo was released from his pocket just after 10am and was through security and onto the plane back to Portugal by 10.15. Sent off in style. For the second time on the trip. 👋

Thanks to Nathan Collins for dropping Cristiano Ronaldo up to the airport this morning. 

Ronaldo was released from his pocket just after 10am and was through security and onto the plane back to Portugal by 10.15.

Sent off in style. For the second time on the trip. 👋