Okay, a few things here: 1) Amazon DE’s algorithm must be broken if they think this is a good suggestion for me 2) Who buys a €2675 dress on Amazon without even trying it on first? Is free shipping even relevant at that point? 3) What’s going on with that hemline? 🤔

Exactly. Well said, Amy Lee

Ein frohes Martinsfest!

Anyone wanna help me justify having dessert first? #fivehoursuntildinner

It was so good, but I may never eat again 😵

There’s nothing like checking your tracking number and discovering that your kids’ presents are inexplicably bouncing around Scandinavia

Decorating Christmas cookies with three teenage boys is a truly unique, and sometimes disturbing experience 🤣

Merry Christmas everyone!

Almost an hour into 2023, and I think the neighborhood fireworks are finally tapering off. Happy New Year everyone!

Hotel breakfast buffets are cutthroat around here - kid just tried to poach my waffle 😳

Just asked my son if he was staying up to watch the Super Bowl, not so much because I thought he would as because I wasn’t 100% sure he’d know what it was #expatkidproblems

Even when you don’t know what’s next for you, you can still take the next best step. No matter how small… take that step.

Me reappearing in people’s lives after inexplicably disappearing for several months…

“Every child is someone’s world.” Luke Russell, Executive Director of NAMI Ohio #everychildonevoice

.President Donald J. Trump Medicare covers all FDA-approved drugs, except for those treating Alzheimer’s. Your administration must fix this glaring exception now. #AccessNow p2a.co/twitterimage?i…

A band did not save your life, you resonated with them while you pulled yourself out. It is healthier to realize you did that, not a band.

Moving is far from my favorite thing, but at least the new neighborhood looks interesting?…

Apparently I’m celebrating five years - what, no cake? #MyTwitterAnniversary

Some stores put their extra mannequins in storage, but this one apparently puts them in time out instead 😬 #wonderwhattheydid