first we onboard CT then we onboard the egirls then we onboard the independent artists then we onboard the athletes then we onboard kanye & then we onboard donald trump.

Legion has raised $5M to reimagine fundraising as Wall Street moves onchain. Led by VanEck and Brevan Howard Digital with participation from Kraken, Coinbase Ventures 🛡️, @cryptocom_cap and more. And yes, we’ve saved room for you in the round (on Legion, of course). 🧵

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Most ppl still sleep on Wayfinder Foundation, but this is getting wild. While everyone's debating which meme coin will pump next, there's actually an app that lets AI handle your entire DeFi workflow. Like, for real. You know how you usually open 15 tabs just to find good yield? Or

assets i own have appreciated in value

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already

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Polymarket is a deep hollywood psyop to make straight conservative men aware of taylor swifts life

millennials are so cooked

Just In: The SEC and CFTC have issued a joint statement allowing registered exchanges to enable the trading of spot crypto assets Translation: The NYSE, Nasdaq, SBOE, CME, etc. will have spot trading for BTC, ETH and more More barriers falling down

these npm hackers are actually pretty nice guys

farewell

man it must be crazy to have schizophrenia these days

damn Limitless 100X oversubscribed lol tells you how hot the prediction market is right now and not to mention there is still 4 days to pledge.. I can't imagine the fdv at launch congrats to the Limitless team and everyone who gets in on this pledge 👏

BREAKING: Searches for "second job" reach an all time high, surpassing 2008 financial crisis and COVID pandemic levels

I’m turning 41, but I don’t feel like celebrating. Our generation is running out of time to save the free Internet built for us by our fathers. What was once the promise of the free exchange of information is being turned into the ultimate tool of control. Once-free countries

I counted 1010 traders that are down $100k+ today and 206 traders that are down $1M+ today on Hyperliquid 358 of those accounts lost everything and have ~0 balance, including one person who lost all $19M+ in their account

What’s most interesting is wallet addresses listed in the US government $14B (127K BTC) seizure previously were named in a Milky Sad report ~2 years ago for having vulnerable private keys and now the USG says they have custody of them.

I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate. Nov 2024: 165 particles/mL July 2025: 20 particles/mL Nearly identical drop in my blood same time period: Oct 2024: 70 particles/mL May 2025: 10 particles/mL Important as a meta-analysis of 36 studies reveals that

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