just paid $5 to photobucket to recover my personal photos of Fergie peeing her pants at the 2005 san diego street scene music festival

Ordered a sandwich at the Whole Foods Market deli. Guy looked so scared like no one has ever ordered a sandwich before. He spends 10 minutes making this:

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit: “What is your blood type?” “I am probably a type O”, said the rabbit.

try being a 38 year old diaperfur!

tried to get around a nyt cooking paywall with my usual website an italian internet police said i was trying to access csam

so done with brat font infiltrating everything!!! it should not be the vehicle to deliver the lyrics in all the devastating mitski edits i see like how is this not a problem

we are the daughters of dafuqs you couldn’t give

i can’t lie i’m posted up at nearly midnight hanging onto every moment of the artemis 2 launch

ate a good fucking dinner. gossiped with my roommate and realized i know his girlfriend and she is awesome. artemis 2 successfully launched. date on friday. drinks with the girls tomorrow. something bad is gonna happen to balance all this out

how it feels to have a friend

having hangover poops before my date

day 38 of feeding Clairo peanut butter til she can sing like louis armstrong

his belly button looks fucking ran throuuuuughh

3yr niece has revealed she has both twirling dresses AND spinning dresses

Ozy Worldy

please never kill yourself there is so much bread and cheese left to enjoy

RICE purity test 1. made a faux pas 2. made a blunder…while someone else watched 3. spilled soda/sweets causing a stain 4. gum in hair 5. forgot to do homework once 6. stuttered

no more school…i want to be in my flower

Porcelain Soviet space dog decanter.