the only thing of note about our big game tomorrow is apparently that we've signed 4 players ahead of the game...just a shame that 3 of them are cup-tied. guess we can look forward to more of this incisive stuff between now and kick off 🙄 #lofc theguardian.com/football/2025/…

really intrigued by the #uruguay and #penarol flags in the flats for #lofc v #mcfc #FACup #manyas

a rare foray into football twitter last night and aside from Brummies showing themselves to be terrible winners, 90% of them use "lad" in a weirdly condescending way, why are they pretending to be Scouse?

This is hilarious. The Canadians have developed "Queen Brexit Brain"

booooooooooooo #lofc

This country's ability to prevent people from having Nice Things is absolutely peerless

briefly looked into logistics of taking kiddo to Thomas (the Tank) Land in the midlands and feels somewhat ironic that you can't really get there via public transport

there's still something fascinating about this guy doing very right wing things and ratfucking the Left and Centrists who were deluded enough to think he'd be 'progressive' & yet the replies are all right wingers who still think he's a cunt & will never vote for Labour.

Can Starmer account for his whereabouts on Sunday evening? bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cp…

Charlie Kelman has scored 20 goals in League One this season - he leads the goalscorer table! 📊 #BBCFootball #LOFC

176k views and barely a single reply pointing out that this is bollocks.

"We welcome migrants, we don't scapegoat them. Low wages, poor housing, poor public services, are not the fault of migrants... we have to make the case for the benefits of migration" The most duplicitous politician in my lifetime

If you think you're a good person and you are still in The Labour Party, leave. "Staying and fighting" has been an abject failure. You are now just paying your subs to a bunch of pound shop fascists. What you're doing is not morally defensible.

Keir Starmer

really enjoyed Orlando Bloom on 6 Music just misattributing Larkin's "they fuck you up, your Mum and Dad" to, er, Bowie?