Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire? Me: The one in Sesame Street Her: He doesn't count Me: I can assure you that he does

Gary Lineker shouldn't have to speak out for human rights Marcus Rashford shouldn't have to feed school children A war hero shouldn't have to walk for PPE The common issue here is the Tory Government we have had to endure for 13 years #IStandWithGary #MOTD #Solidarity

She tried to promote abstinence on a college campus 😂

Message to farage...

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. Like the European Superleague, I hope fans scream at this so they back down. No-one asked for this.

The England squad visited an orphanage in Germany today. “It’s heartbreaking to see the despair and lack of hope on their faces” said Dieter, age 6.

Genius

Christopher Steele When the report came out with the "9 Russians" names redacted, I thought I might try to work out who they were from public sources... and discovered at least 35 dodgy Russians funding dozens of dodgy Tories. I name them here, read it and weep. x.com/mac_puck/statu…

The England fans have found a German copper who looks like Southgate 😂👌

BREAKING: Joe Biden apologises after mistakenly referring to Westlife as 'Boyzone'

92% of people under 25 and 67% of people in the UK wish to rejoin the EU. RT if you are one.

I need this in my life

WHO DID THIS?

I made this a long time ago. Sadly, I’ve never been able to retire it because this awful prick just won’t go away. #FarageRiots

Give us our teeth back!

Dying

Seems a pretty accurate description of what is going on.

Not Hot. Melted Candlewax. #GrabHimByThePussy

Stop the count! #AVFC #UTV