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I have not had sex for 2 years and I will not have sex until I am married!!

i got bitches on gmail

What is more famous, my fluid or this Hawk Tuah?

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard

Friday night #explodemewithabomb

(complimenting my friend on his vocal range) Your throat game is crazy bro

Note the sigma red dog not at play but rather contemplating Aurelius/passive income

Balled so hard they thought I was a fuckin nutsack

maybe this is the bright pink liquid i drank out of a heart shaped bottle talking but you look beautiful tonight

girl whatever let me get my irrigation homework done before miss ishtar chews my ass out

can we hang out soon i’m free monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday

A ball of green energy just entered me

I really don’t believe in depression or bisexual

Nice gibbous. Is it waxing or waning?

yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to see ABLETON LIIIIIIVE

last night was made in china

how are you gonna be driving around with a bent license plate 🤨