me when someone tells me they're gonna crush my balls in 5 seconds:

When I show up to the scat convention and everyone is playing jazz

me after getting dog walked 0-30 during in-person friendlies: ah GGs guess I have a lot to learn lol me after losing a pretty close set against a stranger online: hm! Didn’t realize they let illiterate pedophiles buy this game too

notice how i didn't use ai #EthicalKirks

China husband must’ve died recently

I've spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn't actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

"He had sex parties with young women, some of them minors, but none of them were "children" in the conventional sense of the ter-"

Nixon resigned, rather than get impeached for ATTEMPTING to spy on his political opponents and trying to cover it up. This week, Pam Bondi was caught red-handed ACTUALLY spying on members of congress. It didn’t last a 48 hour news cycle. We’ve come a long way.

“Emulation is currently being used to try & hurt Nintendo’s revenue”

If you hate israel, repost this. I want to test something.

when your friend turns you into a sticker and won’t stop using it in the gc

Holy fucking hell! I checked, it’s legit… EFTA00147661 "He witnessed babies being dismembered, their intestines removed, and individuals eating feces from these intestines". "Trump along with his wife Melania were present".

Thought about this after my teacher graded my paper with ai

No one talks about how humbling it is to lose all your academic potential because of your mental health.

Blitz 

tears in my eyes man