If you fought fires in Los Angeles as an incarcerated person for 3 weeks straight, 12 hours a day, no days off, you made 63 whole dollars.

why do these mf people always talk like the villain in a kids movie where one of the protagonists is a dog

how beautiful that the core of the apple has been hollowed out and put inside the orange’s skin, and the core of the orange has been squeezed into the apple flesh — both resealed brilliantly — you won’t even know until you take a bite, but everything has become something else.

anora discourse making me more depressed than any discourse of the last like 5 years. deep sense that anti-art, reactionary and conservative thinking has infected society far beyond electoral politics in a way i’ve not seen ever in my life.

somebody please [redacted] this man

anyone who talks about trans ppl in sports (other than trans ppl talking about sports) should be [redacted] in the fucking head. I hate this stupid country. we have so many existential issues and all you bitches wanna talk about is if Artemis should be allowed to play softball

you can’t make this shit up lol like that is an extremely puritan ass thing to say actually

yea like back in the 00s when lying about the iraq war had consequences for everyone involved, right??

sksksksjhshs okay why not lol lets see what happens

a few weeks ago i sat down with lady gaga and we talked about catholic aesthetics, the dancefloor as church, and the fate of jo calderone them.us/story/lady-gag…

now..... the new record is good but it is NOT better than artpop lets be crystal fucking clear about that!

i did this one time and it resulted in a series of errors & one of the craziest mushroom trips of my life but it was so worth it and i wouldnt be the same without it

does having a blue checkmark come with a free lobotomy

not to trauma dump or anything but during the boston tea party, i was actually thrown into the boston harbor because they thought my body was tea. it was really scary. i almost drowned.

i think best case scenario for her is going back to making something more experimental and having a flop record, i'm glad she got her flowers but I am so tired of opinions about her music from people who only know her through kamala is brat memes or whatever