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Littlefinger: Ah, the Starks! Quick tempers, slow minds

Jaime (About King Robert): He can go back to fucking boars and hunting whores... Or was it the other way around?

"A toast to the proud Lannister children: The Dwarf, the Cripple, and the Mother of Madness." -Tyrion Lannister

Tywin: If another house can seize one of our own and hold him captive, with impunity, we are no longer a house to be feared!

"I am guilty of being a dwarf." -Tyrion Lannister

Cersei: The more people you love, the weaker you are

Jaime: Tell me, if I stabbed the Mad King is the belly instead of the back, would you admire me more?

Robb: My father is dead. And the only parent I have left has no right to call anyone reckless.

"I lie awake all night thinking about how they died." -Sansa Stark

"The gods have no mercy, that's why they're gods." -Cersei Lannister

Bronn: "I should just take your food and leave you here. Eh? What would you do then?" Tyrion: "Starve, most likely."

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Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish: Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder.

"I want the wounded men to be treated well. All the wounded men." -Robb Stark

Stannis Baratheon: "You think a few bolts of cloth will make you king?!"

"You look a bit lonely today. You should pay a visit to my brothel this evening. First one is on the house." -Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish

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Stannis Baratheon: "A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward."

Tyrion: Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine.