My biggest failure in life was being in Spain for 2 weeks and failing to have churros 😭😭

My new job has street fighter two and free gym access. I’m moving in.

I ordered a flat white once at my work and now everyone keeps calling me flat white. I am don’t think they get how that sounds.

When you’re girlfriend is so sweet she writes her love letters on A4 because she has so much to say (European)

My Spaniard’s family eats 22 pounds of Spanish fam in the month of December.