You ever hear someone's phone ding right as you send a message to someone else and for a sec you think "What double life are you leading?!"

Seeing anything about Labour and the Tories campaigns right now feels like a retelling of the Vault 11 Experiment.

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Stay classy TikTok reporting system.

Develop:Brighton 2026 I embark on a glorious quest of revenge, justice, and networking upon my Air-based steed Ryan.

Through the magic of hannah left I'm enjoying a breakfast in the sunshine with Chapelle Roan blasting!

I didn't realise I was on camera!

Just a heads up to anyone I met at Develop:Brighton 2026 that despite my best mask-wearing efforts I still caught COVID. Will try to reach out to everyone individually, but putting out a general tweet to to take a test if you can!

Very satisfied customer here! Gotta get yourself to Rosie for amazing crochet. You won't be disappointed!

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"Southern Ireland"

what did i just watch

Chiaozu really gave him the house tour.

Twitter is having a day.

So excited to join yhe Dead Good Media 🔜 CGAs 🇨🇦, lots of amazing stuff in the works so keep your eyes peeled!