It’s absolutely blows my mind when somebody says “I forgot to eat dinner” I’ve never once in my entire life forgotten to eat dinner or any meal for that matter. As soon as I finish one meal I begin counting down the seconds until my next meal.

As soon as I‘m not craving cheese curds anymore it’s over for you bitches.

I will fight for world peace but I will also fight for the only swivel chair in the classroom so Becky if you’re reading this, step down

One of my best friends asked me to move to Australia & we would leave in September and my flight would be free but don’t worry I said no because I remembered Green County Cheese Days is happening this fall in Wisconsin and I’ve been waiting to cross that off my bucket list!!!

Life is too short to live anywhere but Wisconsin.

Can we all just vote for Harambe again

what a year this last half hour has been

My brother went to a cornfield party and someone butt-dialed 911, calling in the party. The cops used the same breathalyzer on 29 kids during a pandemic😂

Man what a good night this hot guy was wearing a cast on his wrist so I asked if I could sign my snapchat username & I just got his request, go me

Not saying the state of WI has a concerning drinking problem but its Monday 10am& *everyone* in line @ Kwik Trip has at least one 12pack & ice for their coolers, come to think of it I’ve never seen anyone leave a place around here without beer ever. The culture up here is so rich

Check in with your friends who are the middle child they’re probably not ok

My body is not a temple it is a storage unit for Culver’s cheese curds

I don’t know who needs to hear this but life is short and it’s 2am go get taco bell

My heart aches for the Holder family and the entire Aquin community. That’s the kind of person Adam was. Just an all around great human being. Rest easy Adam, you will be missed.

I sleep in for those who can’t

A lot of your problems can be solved with a 30 minute walk in nature.

If Chick Fil A was in charge of the Ticketmaster queue I would’ve had Taylor Swift tickets within MINUTES just saying