First chance to take back the lead, let’s go #gojoebrrr

The shit I’m taking rn makes me wannna straight up “OINK!”

Diabolical Dookies at the Designated Poop Door. Also I chose like the 2nd stall in a 6 stall row and these perverts chose the stalls on either side of me. Might get jumped rn.

If the bengals take Bijan at 28, I’m putting my security deposit on them winning it all.

All I need are the deets to a Lizzo handful

Imagine feet pics in braille

Yeah you might be fucking her, but the memes I send her make her violently blow air out of her nose in the mornings

Between each set I like to just stare at the ground, and think of every time I fucked up in life.

Brian Kelley is dog water

The genuine joy I feel seeing Derek Carr throw dimes on the Saints is unbelievable.

Nvm, this guys playin like dog shit

Most of the time I don’t think the NFL is rigged, but then I watch the referees in a chiefs game.

Summary of the raiders secondary depth: We’d rather play a safety in a hand cast than the back up

I can’t drive a ball 50 feet, but I’ll edge to tiger woods highlights for the next 50 years. And when that’s over, I guess I’ll just kms, cause what else will I have.

I knew I was cooked when I caught myself head bobbing to Fortnite emotes on repeat

Take’n Green Tea shots like they’re no big deal

Took the next step in my manhood and made an AutoZone rewards account

Heard the raiders are gonna trade the 13th overall pick since they piss on their first round pick/s every year anyways.