The only thing I miss from the Trump admin is them swapping in new Melanias and just pretending we wouldn’t notice like a 4-year-old with a guppy

Area Man Treats Girlfriend To Sumptuous 20-Second Massage bit.ly/3xFLyDY

6-Year-Old Didn’t Cause Parents’ Divorce But Didn’t Exactly Step Up To Prevent It Either bit.ly/3xXEv9L

Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again bit.ly/3UJnudu

Girlfriend’s Back Too Knotted And Gnarled For Massage To Turn Sexy bit.ly/3xXaiHV

R.A. Has Bad Feeling About Kid In Cloak bit.ly/3LUmH5d

The spiders in my house watching me put up spider decorations after killing their brother

Study Finds Goosebumps Caused By Psychotic Weirdo Masturbating To Old Photo Of You bit.ly/3ezF2Z3

Astronaut Returns From ISS With Annoying Space Accent bit.ly/3s7iEt6

If you want to see me waffle on about fintech and capital markets as well as experience my "hand talking" first hand, here's your chance!

Warm, Syrupy Pleasure Coursing Through Man’s Veins After Big Hit Of Mattress bit.ly/3RW0d5F

This guy fucks

The Wreath of Khan. 🎄

5-Year-Old Reluctantly Lets Crying Mom Sleep In His Bed Again bit.ly/3iAZQl4

Happy birthday Binder! Jim Binder

Happy birthday buddy !!@EricHazard

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